August 12, 2004

Gay Marriage Claims First Victim

See? I told you it would happen. The governor of New Jersey has resigned, citing a homosexual affair as the reason. "I am a gay American," he said.

I'll bet he was just as straight as you, me, and Liberace until Massachusetts allowed gay marriage. But he just couldn't help himself, being that close to Cape Town and all. It's contagious, I tell you.

Posted by Mr Green at August 12, 2004 05:02 PM