August 12, 2004

An Immodest Proposal

Alan Keyes, the rightest-of-right-wing holy rolling carpetbagging church-and-state-separation-hating Maryland resident and Illinois GOP Senate candidate, is pestering Barack Obama for six debates between now and November 2, and he wants other small-party and independent candidates to participate as well. Anything to pull some spotlight away from Obama, I guess. Hey Alan, I've got an idea for you. Suggest that the debates also feature naked women wrestling in vegetable oil, right there in front of the podiums. As distractions go, it's one of the best.

I know Jesus wouldn't endorse such a tactic, but then again, Jesus was never behind 40 points in the polls. Sometimes in order to make an omelet you've got to break a few boobs. I mean, eggs.

Posted by Mr Green at August 12, 2004 03:59 PM