July 21, 2004

Mr. Green Gets Results

The Democratic Party changed their minds after I threatened to smack them down for physically assaulting my grandmother. According to Newsday.com, Hillary will speak at the DNC on opening night, introducing her putative husband Bill.

The story did not specify how the face of American womanhood would be affected by this change.

Posted by Mr Green at July 21, 2004 07:58 AM