December 19, 2003

Nigeria II

As you will to be seeing, my new best friend has some of the reservations. But I have a plan to continue the funny!


From: Barr. Bello Yakubu
To: Mister Green
Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2003 14:57:00 -0500

Dear Green,
I'm afraid we may not continue for these reasons:-
1. You would be questioned and forced to explain where and how such
huge amount of money entered into your account suddenly,maybe they might
even find out that you have nothing before then.
2. Since you are as poor as not being able to pay your telephone bills,
you may be not able to contact the bank bearing in mind that the bank
would not send any documents to you via email nor communicate.
I had wanted someone who is bouyant so that the money and our security
can be assured.
Please I'm sorry we can not continue if only that you are telling the
truth about our self.

PHONE: 234-803-3262345.


From: Mister Green
To: Barr. Bello Yakubu
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2003 19:32:05 -0800 (PST)

My dear friend Bello,

If I had not already received most hopeful news at the time in which I read your most recent message, I would have been transponded to the very depths of despair. But my pants remain committed to their course. Your objections which are so reasonable lead me to believe that you are exceedingly wise, and that with your expert guidance we will still be able to bring this transaction to a successful.

You see, I just learned yesterday in a message from my mother that my dear aunt Gert has fallen sick! It is the happiest news yet! For she is a very old woman, and I am her favorite nephew. Perhaps she will die soon! When she does die, I expect to receive a sum of money between 25 and 50 thousands of dollars.

While it is possible that I could take those monies and open my very own "Mrs. Dildo" store (much to the grinding jealous of my friends), I dream of greater things yet. For as the great American prophet Samuel L. has said: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Bello, I am a righteous man, and long have the evil men tyrannized my trousers! I hunger for a triumph the likes of which will make it all worthwhile.

Oh please tell me we may still embark upon this journey together! Surely a man possessing a sum of money such as I have indicated above would be respectable enough for the bank? I think it must be so.

And when we have secured our fortunes, you must come to Chicago! I can show you all the glories of the city, for I was at one time a taxi cab driver. I know all the longest and most circuitous routes, and you shall have a tour to see it all!

Pray with me for the death of my beloved aunt! Make the pie higher!

Fantastically yours,

Mr. Green

Posted by Mr Green at December 19, 2003 09:40 PM

LMAO!!! I am going to use that pants line at work and see what happens. "Um, no Charlie, my pants remained committed to the course of the XML conversion."

Posted by: Mr. "Hey it's my 6 month bogiversary" Blackfive at December 19, 2003 10:26 PM

LOL!! I mean, for shame!!!

Posted by: Susie at December 20, 2003 09:01 AM