If I hear one more person explain the nickname "Scalito", I am going to put my fist through the TV screen.
UPDATE, 3:47 PM: Dammit, now I have the SNL-parody version of Bush in my head, endlessly repeating "Scalito" with that careful pronunciation he sometimes uses when he's afraid of tripping over his tongue. "Scalito. Scalito. Scalito. Heh heh! Scalito."
I hate my brain.