December 30, 2003

Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

Just now, I kissed Mrs. Green and she said, "Hey! Have you been eating glue?"

No. I've been drinking rum-and-coke's, but... Glue? This begs a lot of questions, not the least of which is, "How many glue-eaters have you kissed?" Another would be, "Are you completely insane, or merely mostly gone?"

This is the love of my life, folks. I'm not saying she's a dangerous psychopath or anything, but if I ever stop blogging suddenly with no explanation... Blackfive, would you please call the police?

Posted by Mr Green at December 30, 2003 11:42 PM

I see that Mrs. Green shows admirable restraint.


Posted by: Teresa at December 31, 2003 10:20 AM

Hey, Brian and I had a conversation about seed-cracking beaks wherein he stated "Would you still love me if I had a seed-cracking beak?"

I think your marriage is still safe. Just cut back on the glue.


Posted by: hln at December 31, 2003 12:33 PM

Okay, about the glue... You see, I am not used to Mr. Green drinking Rum... Just a lot of Scotch! And, his behavior last night vaguely resembled the behavior of my wards after they had been caught sniffing glue. As for kissing people who eat glue, I once kissed Corey in Kindergarten. He ate glue, and he threw up on me. (I am just now noticing a pattern in my relationships...) And, finally, as for Mr. Green disappearing... believe me, I will call the cops myself, having made it look like an accident. Double indemnity, you know. I'm sorry I missed the "Lost Post". All I can say to Heather and Juliette is "Welcome to my world!!"
Mrs. Green

Posted by: Mrs. Green at December 31, 2003 05:42 PM

I had a chick named Emily throw up on me during storytime in Kindergarten. Thanks for reminding me.


Posted by: hln at January 2, 2004 08:46 AM

Thanks, everybody. Now I'm going to end up as the #1 Google site for "glue beak threw up on me".

Which sounds like a very bad "ABC After-School Special", BTW.

Posted by: Mr. Green at January 2, 2004 09:11 AM

Sorry that I'm late to the game. But I needed to ask some people more knowledgable about certain things than I: My friend Phil, from Canada, says that strippers' pasties are basically like glue...might be a correlation there somewhere, Mrs. Green...not sure how that would affect his breath...hhhhhmmmmm...*hic*

Posted by: Blackfive at January 3, 2004 09:28 PM

Hey, these pasties taste like chicken!

Posted by: Mr. Green at January 6, 2004 09:13 PM