December 02, 2003

Blackfive Lies About Paris Hilton Sex Pics!

Blackfive admitted to exploiting the Paris Hilton sex tape to bolster his hits. Liar!

It seems that he posted an entry claiming to have Paris Hilton pictures, but in fact only had pictures of the Hilton hotel in Paris. It seems to me that having a blog entry implying pictures of the Paris Hilton sex tape when you do not have pictures of the Paris Hilton sex tape is more than a little cynical. Trying to jump on the Paris Hilton sex tape bandwagon is just a cheap stunt, and this blog would never imply that it had pictures of Paris Hilton having sex if it did not, in fact, have pictures of Paris Hilton having sex. (It doesn't.)

This blog would also never make repeated mention of the Paris Hilton sex tape in order to attract attention to itself, because it is the opinion of this blog that such stunts are every bit as tacky as the Paris Hilton sex tape.

Nor would this blog ever claim to have pictures of Anna Kournikova and Britney Spears engaging in lesbian sex acts, because as far as this blog knows, there are no pictures of Anna Kournikova and Britney Spears engaging in lesbian sex acts. (Talking about the pictures here. As far as this blog knows, Anna Kournikova and Britney Spears frequently engage in lesbian sex acts but just don't take any pictures. This blog can't prove it one way or the other.)

A little integrity, people. That's all we're asking for.

Posted by Mr Green at December 2, 2003 10:36 PM
Comments

LOL!

In case anyone asks I came via the Munu blogroll, not the Google search. I promise that's the truth....mmmkay?

Posted by: Simon at December 2, 2003 11:51 PM

That's a beautiful thought, er, I mean post!

Posted by: Blackfive at December 3, 2003 08:23 AM

First, you are quickly becoming one of the blogosphere's funniest bloggers.

Second, you forgot to mention Gainpro penis enlargement. When I first began blogging, this is where ALL my hits came from (I went through the spam in my hotmail inbox one day, and 25% of the mail was from Gainpro).

Gainpro! Put it in your main post.

hln

Posted by: hln at December 3, 2003 01:18 PM

COUCOU

Posted by: Dany at January 2, 2004 03:25 PM