Mister Green

James Lileks is Dead Wrong

Lileks asserts, as a side note in discussing Harvey Fierstein playing Mrs. Claus in drag, the following:

I also don't think Mrs. Claus should be played by Heidi Klum in a white-fur thong, stroked by buff oiled-up elves. Think of the children, I say. Think of the children.

James, that is actually the best idea I have ever heard, provided I get to be an elf. To hell with the children.

Posted by Mr Green at November 27, 2003 08:18 AM