September 09, 2003

Stupid Criminal Stories

I got my wallet back today. (I told the story of losing it on my old Blogspot site, and haven't moved it over here yet.) An employee of the branch of my bank in the same town where it was lost/stolen called today to say that she found it in the bank vault. She said she didn't have any idea who put it there or when. Everything was there except the cash. Which sounds fishy to me. Why would someone take the money and then turn it in at a bank, when I lost it in the parking lot of a record store? And why wouldn't anybody at the bank know anything about how or when it was turned in there?

Once I talk tomorrow to the detective who has the case, all mysteries will be revealed quickly. 30 minutes for the police to crack the case, 30 minutes for the prosecuters to nail the perp(s). I've seen Law & Order; I know how these things work.

Posted by Mr Green at September 9, 2003 09:32 PM

Since you've already replaced the important stuuf and cancelled the credit cards, the cash was really the only thing you needed back!

Posted by: Susie at September 10, 2003 12:44 AM

Yeah, good luck with that, lol.

Posted by: Jennifer at September 10, 2003 04:24 AM

Are you suggesting that sometimes in this world justice is not served, and that evildoers are left free to do more evil?

La la la, I'm not listening to you, la la la la...

Posted by: Mr Green at September 10, 2003 08:30 AM

But if you hadn't gone to all the trouble to cancel, etc. you would have never gotten it back.

Posted by: Ted at September 10, 2003 11:26 AM

Mr Green, this might turn out to be a end-of-season cliffhanger. You might not find the perps until next year!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 10, 2003 11:43 AM

Pixy Misa watches American cop shows...nahner nahner!

Posted by: Susie at September 10, 2003 12:52 PM

Only because most American cops (on American cop shows, anyway) have great racks.
Even Ponch and John were built.
Trust me, I've studied this closely.

Posted by: LeeAnn at September 10, 2003 06:50 PM

I used to watch Hill Street Blues. Since then... No, nothing comes to mind.

Now, detective shows, yes, definitely.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 11, 2003 02:07 AM