July 29, 2004

Demands

Let me say first that I love Munuviana, okay? And my admiration for Pixy is second to none. But as those great poets of Expose noted, seasons change. While this blog once met my needs admirably, the realities of modern blogging are such that I need more revenue to compete.

In short, I need a new stadium.

Here's what I'm thinking. Capacity no less than 80,000, retractible dome, fireworks for when I get off a really good post, a Jumbotron, and luxury skyboxes - lots of skyboxes. I get all the gate money, half the TV revenues, and half the beer sales. All other revenue streams negotiable.

If I don't get a new stadium, I don't want to say that I'm going to walk, but... I have been in contact with representatives from Indianapolis and Jacksonville. And they've been very productive talks. Very productive.

Posted by Mr Green at July 29, 2004 09:00 PM
Comments

I bags a skybox. In the middle.

Posted by: Simon at July 30, 2004 02:51 AM