January 06, 2004

The Sanctity of Marriage

It should be obvious to any semi-intelligent observer that homosexuals must not be allowed to marry. Marriage should be reserved for drunken idiots who want to marry as a "joke" at a Vegas wedding chapel. You know, like Britney Spears.

Letting gays marry would clearly devalue this sacred institution. Only heterosexual married couples, nearly 50% of whom do not divorce, can be entrusted with such a grave responsibility as holding together the very foundation of our society.

I'd like to expound further on these points, but I'm having an affair with a co-worker, and it's almost time for our Tuesday "meeting" in the supply closet.

Posted by Mr Green at January 6, 2004 10:20 AM

ROFL!!! This post is an example of why I love you...

Posted by: Susie at January 6, 2004 10:23 AM

Religious marriage is a dogmatic thing and they can ban what they like, but concerning civil marriage in a free land you're right, it isn't sacred, and if there are any perks to marriage there's no excuse to discriminate. Sorry for thinking out loud when you're way ahead but you clarified the issue for me.

Glad I clicked on your name at Iowahawk's site, you're a gas.

Posted by: Dom at January 6, 2004 01:57 PM

Looks like Britney is not only picking up where Liz Taylor left off, but is improving on her methods. Nonetheless, I think you miss the point that they do establish the foundation of our country. If it weren't for Britney, what would we have to talk about this week? The whole country could fall apart for lack of good gossip to pass along... how could you miss that Mr. Green? *sigh*


Posted by: Teresa at January 6, 2004 05:11 PM

It's Diego, isn't it, Mr. Green? I noticed about 4 years ago when you and I worked together that you were paying an awful lot of attention to the UPS guy...and not just because you were in shipping and receiving...oh man, another euphism.

That what Brown does for you?

Posted by: Blackfive at January 6, 2004 08:53 PM

Wait til they let gays into the military.

Posted by: Simon at January 6, 2004 09:21 PM

Blackfive - You're just jealous because Diego liked me best. Get over it, girlfriend.

Posted by: Mr. Green at January 6, 2004 09:27 PM