December 06, 2003

A Non-Penis Related Note

I'm in a wedding this weekend. Rehearsal and bachelor party today, ceremony and reception tomorrow.

The groom has told me it's *my* job to get him to the church on time, so I'm bringing a couple rolls rolls of duct tape and planning a 3 AM run to the church to affix his drunken, passed-out body to the front doors. I take my responsibilities in this matter seriously.

Have a good weekend, everybody. More bloggy fun next week, assuming I'm not in jail.

Posted by Mr Green at December 6, 2003 08:49 AM

That's a vey sad title if there's a honeymoon scheduled to follow the wedding.....

Posted by: Susie at December 6, 2003 09:21 AM

Hey, I hope you didn't put him on a boat to Tiajuana 8 hours before the wedding...

Posted by: Blackfive at December 8, 2003 09:14 AM