October 29, 2003

Is It Real or Is It The Onion?

Could these people be any more full of themselves? The reason the Middle East is a cesspool of ancient hatreds is... an insufficient amount of Hollywood celebrity involvement?

Calm will be brought about by the soothing powers of Jennifer Aniston's rack. Brad Pitt will bring his fashionable stubble to bear on the issues. Yes. The solution is at hand. Why didn't anybody think of this sooner?

(link via IMAO)

Posted by Mr Green at October 29, 2003 06:56 AM