October 05, 2003

What the...

Purdue crushed Illinois 43-13. Indiana lost to Michigan State 31-3. The Bears came from behind to beat Oakland 24-21. The Cubs beat Atlanta 5-1 to advance to the National League Championship Series. The only reason Notre Dame didn't lose is that they didn't play this weekend.

In other news, all the losses my Little League team ever had were retroactively reversed, Mrs. Green told me that she would be perfectly happy to be the first member of my harem, and the winning lottery numbers were announced as, "whatever Mr. Green's ticket says."

Posted by Mr Green at October 5, 2003 10:36 PM

Like the sign said...the Cubs are hot and hell is freezing!

Posted by: Jennifer at October 6, 2003 12:40 AM