September 25, 2003

Thought for the day

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. I'd hammer in the evening, too. Wait, come to think of it, I do have a hammer. But if I had a hammer, a windowless basement, and a barrel of lye, there'd be a lot less assholes all over this land, I tell you what.

Note: This post intended as humor. Mr. Green does not advocate, endorse, condone, or participate in murder. All rights reserved. See dealer for details. Your milage may vary. Void where prohibited. Prosecutors will be violated.

Posted by Mr Green at September 25, 2003 11:00 AM

You forgot shipping, handling and destination charges extra....

Posted by: Susie at September 25, 2003 12:16 PM

...expect six to eight weeks for delivery.

Yeah, I have been glad that you don't own land, too.

Posted by: Blackfive at September 25, 2003 10:23 PM

Drink responsibly.

Posted by: Jennifer at September 25, 2003 11:57 PM

I've already got a list started, if you ever... you know.

Posted by: Ted at September 26, 2003 01:07 PM